The other day President Bush said he couldn’t “wave a magic wand” to relieve skyrocketing gas prices. A fellow Babelander hilariously commented:

“What if he really DID wave a Magic Wand and give Laura and himself some
‘quick relief?’ And tell the world that it, and the Rabbit Habit, and the Nubby G, and so many other fabulous vibes are available at Babeland.com?”

That’s it, let’s get a care package together; this might do something good for the country. Hmm…I’ll definitely toss in a Bend Over Beginner Kit, what do you think?

I feel confident in making the sweeping generalization that the porn industry as a whole is, uh, not the most PC thing in the world. Still, there are exceptions. One is www.fuckforforest.com. There are more paid-member Internet porn sites out there than bleach-blonde strands on Briana Banks’ head, but this may be the only one whose profits go toward preserving tropical rainforests. Yes, we’re talking about eco-porn here. Not dendrophilia (think treehugging in a literal sense), but sex au naturel: on this site, you can pay to watch films of natural-bodied, environmentally-friendly amateurs (mainly in hetero pairings, I believe) getting it on in lovely forest settings. The site even offers a page of earnest rainforest-related statistics and facts, such as “43 species of ant were found on one tree in Peru, the same number as in the entire British isles.” The only thing I could just do without the site’s drawings of sperm hanging from trees.
So check out www.fuckforforest.com for your dose of sex, ecological support AND education!

A recent study reported by sexologist Dr. Laura Berman stated that 80% of the women surveyed believe that sex should only happen between two people who are in love.

What about three people who are in love, or two people who are very, deeply in.. lust?

What do you think?