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The More-Than-Seven-Year Itch?

Later on in her life, Marilyn Monroe apparently confessed she’d never had an orgasm. Yes, Marilyn—sex symbol of the 20th century, lover of many lovers—may have never had an orgasm. Mind you, you can’t believe everything you read on the Internet, but even if it’s not true the thought still makes me sad. I wonder…might this mean JFK had lackluster cunnilingus skills? Does anyone know where Marilyn’s buried? I’d like to make a pilgrimage to put a Wahl 7-in-1 on her grave.

One Response to “ The More-Than-Seven-Year Itch? ”

  1. Richard Says:

    Marilyn is buried in a mosuleum in Los Angeles. I have been there but did not do the driving. It is in a very old cemetary in Mid Los Angeles near Wilshire Blvd. There were a lot of famous plots there.

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