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Archive for September, 2005

Have Sex, Relieve Stress

Thursday, September 15th, 2005

Got a big presentation coming up and you’re already biting your nails to the quick? Well, according to a study revealed in New Scientist, if you have sex the night before, your blood pressure will go down and you’ll be less stressed for up to a week! The study measured which types of sexual activity have the greatest impact: those who fucked were less stressed than those who masturbated or engaged in non-penetrative sex. And those who abstained, well those poor souls had the highest blood pressure of the group. So the next time you see a politician with sweat beading around his forehead, you can bet he’s not gettin’ any.

The folks at Babeland are committed to lowering the collective stress of every man, woman, and child over eighteen on the globe. Need to speak at the next PTA meeting? Get your lover to send you into orbit with the popular Galaxy G vibrator. Have to make a sales pitch to the execs soon? Try a vibrating penis ring so you’ll both get off the night before. Gearing up for a little olympic competition (or just the local rec league playoffs)? Take the edge off with the Fantasy Fingers vibe, which feels good wherever you put it and doesn’t care what position you’re playing!

Eva Told to Curtail the Vibrator Stories

Friday, September 9th, 2005

Eva Longoria, one of the stars of Desperate Housewives has reportedly been told by the higher ups at ABC to quit mouthing off about sex toys! (I could make a really bad joke about a “gag order” but I won’t). Poor Eva! As you mayl recall from an earlier posting, Eva has raved to the media about her affection for the Rabbit Vibe. Now the execs have asked her to zip her lovely lips about her vibrator use, supposedly because it’s shocking her fans. I don’t know about you, but I think there are plenty of fans who are absolutely THRILLED that a young TV star is so honest about her love of sex toys. We’re rooting for you Eva and we know the moguls can’t keep a good woman down!

Bi-Curious Straight Women Needed for Documentary

Thursday, September 1st, 2005

An award-winning production company is looking for bi-curious “straight” women, who are willing to share their feelings/experiences on camera for a television documentary. The doc is an honest, respectful exploration of women’s sexuality, specifically of those women who primarily live their lives as heterosexuals, but are interested in exploring same sex experiences. You may be married, single or in a long-term relationship with a man, a business professional or a homemaker, have had minor dalliances with women or have only fantasized about a same-sex experience. So, if you’d like to pursue these fantasies more, and might be willing to have this exploration filmed, please contact us: docucastingny@aol.com

Please tell us a little about yourself and your “bi-feelings/experiences” in your email.