Much like Dallas, I am a lover of porn. To imagine a world without porn is heart-wrenching. Dallas has inspired me to share my own favorite porn of the week and help combat this ‘porn addiction right-wing war.’

I have seen a lot of porn. A lot. Like Dallas I am privvy to the employee rental program at Babeland, but i have always kept up with the newer titles. BUT classic porn (straight, gay, lesbian…who cares!) really makes my heart thud. Two days ago i took home ‘The Opening of Misty Beethoven.’ The next day I immediately bought a copy for myself; a rare splurge for a kid who gets free rentals.

This film was MAGNIFICENT! Set in the mid-seventies it encapsulates a time era and some seriously hot sex. The story is of a prostitute getting trained to be a socialite sex-trordinary lady. This film by far is one of, if not my all time, favorite porn. It’s great for first-timers, appreciators, or ‘addicts’. There was one scene where Misty straps-on a dildo and does a dude in the ass while he is fucking his partner. It was SO delicious. This flick is hilarious (really funny scenes and dialogue actually), it’s filled with great sex, and the plot keeps you watching it from start to finish. Don’t even bother renting this one…GO BUY IT!

Happy Halloween! Protection from Pornography is happening right now. In protest, I’m watching a little bit of porn every day and writing about it. Please feel free to join me by watching your own porn and writing about it either on your own blog or in our comments section.

In honor of the holiday, I decided to watch one of the spookiest porns I’ve ever seen – Bella Loves Jenna. This film stars porn’s biggest name (Jenna Jameson) as well as one of my favorite stars – Belladonna. The plot of the film involves Jenna’s parents being killed in front of her when she was a child. She went crazy and they found her five days later after she’d eaten them. Yes folks, this is a porn film.

There’s a midget on a tricycle and Jenna fucks a dead guy (her husband) and Bella fucks some kind of zombie (Nacho Vidal) and there are creepy Nazi interrogators and much much more if you’re looking for something a little scary.

There’s also some incredibly hot sex. Jenna and her husband are so comfortable with each other that it’s really fun to watch them. Belladonna’s sexual acrobatic skills are in top form with Nacho Vidal in a room full of pipes. How she can hold some of those positions in high heels is a mystery to me.

The best part of this film, in my opinion, is the first scene where Bella really does love Jenna. On a lit up table, Bella and Jenna go at it and the result is some of the hottest girl on girl mainstream porn action I’ve ever seen. I could watch Belladonna lick Jenna for ages. The action is slowed down and is very, very hot.

If you want something a little creepy for Halloween, check out Bella loves Jenna.

Other Belladonna films: Fashionistas, Fucking Girls, Evil Pink 2

Other Jenna films: The Masseuse, The New Devil in Miss Jones, Jenna Loves Pain

Protection from Pornography is happening right now. In protest, I’m watching a little bit of porn every day and writing about it. Please feel free to join me by watching your own porn and writing about it either on your own blog or in our comments section.

In keeping with my love of seeing real people in porn, I decided I wanted to start out the work week by watching Xana and Dax. This film is part of a new style of porn making that mixes in interviews with real couples and scenes of them fucking. It’s very sweet to hear Xana and Dax talk about each other – they are very clearly in love and aren’t afraid to talk about their sex lives. They also have some very hot, very real sex.

Although scenes of people talking clearly aren’t as erotic as scenes of people talking, I really enjoyed hearing them both talk about their likes and dislikes in bed. When they started fucking later, I knew that what they were doing, they really enjoyed.

In realistic movies like this things can be a little awkward. There are funny noises, people’s bodies aren’t perfectly shaved, tanned and airbrushed – and there’s laughter. It feels more real to me – and that’s what makes it so hot. There’s nothing better in porn than actually watching someone come. I’ll take one real orgasm over 20 fake ones any day. So, check out Xana and Dax or other films by Comstock if you’re interested in this intimate, realistic style of porn-making.