I have found another great use for the Maximus lube. I received a fantastic pair of jasper ear plugs ( my ear lobes are stretched). The first one slipped right in but the other just refused to budge. I spit on it (not a great lube folks) and was about ready to curse the heavens, when I thought of using lube. Why not? I recommend it as the best for anal sex, why not use it for putting in a stubborn lobe plug?

Well, I put a generous dab on the plug-and it slide right in!! Boy, was I happy. So I guess folks there are other uses for lubes than sexual ones. And my partner is looking rather skittish as I eye him and the Cascade Wand with a grin.

I’ll be the first to admit that Halloween isn’t my favorite holiday. I don’t think I’ve liked dressing up since I was a tiger at the age of 5.

There are some things I like about Halloween though - I love pumpkins. Pumpkin pie, pumpkin soup, roasted pumpkin seeds… they are delicious. As a child, my favorite part of Halloween was decorating our pumpkins. I always had to find the perfect pumpkin. We painted ours because none of us could carve well.

Hopefully some of you out there will be able to carve well because I can’t wait to see the incredible pumpkins that are in our stores this week for our Sexy Jack-O-Lantern Contest. Our New York Lower East Side store, our Seattle store and our L.A. store are all going to be holding the judging this Friday. If you want to see all of the entries, they’ll be hanging out with all of the toys on the shelves of our store until the judging.

Happy sexy Halloween!