I actually didn’t know that I had been dreaming of this toy but it turns out that I had. The Cone comes from Europe and is a revolution in vibrators. It has a suction cup bottom and so many different settings, I’ve lost count. Made of high-quality silicone, it’s easy to use and can hit all the right spots.

The Cone differs from other vibrators in the main premise of the toy. Most vibrators require you to move them in order to work their magic. The Cone, however, stays still while you do all of the moving. Its size allows it to spread its vibrating goodness everywhere you need a little love. And, if you’re not feeling particularly imaginative, the makers of this toy provide you with ideas for all of the different positions the Cone can be used in.

There’s an adorable commercial for The Cone running in England. Check out the commercial here. The guys filming this have seen all the latest and greatest in sex toys and they’re still astounded by The Cone. Who wouldn’t be?

the Paris Ducky! I’ve never seen a vibrator be so coy (and it comes in a sexy black). This vibe is for the burlesque dancer in all of us and comes with its very own tiny feathre boa - just in case you need a tickler to go with your vibrator. This duck is so fabulous, so stylish, they even wrote about it on Gizmodo.

I have one of the older generation of these ducks sitting in my bathroom and I suspect that even my roommate doesn’t know what it is. It’s a great companion for weekend showers and winter evening baths. If you don’t own one, now is the time. Ernie knew what he was talking about when he sang, “Rubber Duckie, you’re the one. You make bathtime so much fun.” Who knew Sesame Street could get it so right?
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I just found out that Ducky Doolittle is doing a sort of “tryout” for Sirius satellite radio tonight! Depending on how things go, they might give her a show! She’s on right after Derek and Romaine (a show I’m pleased to say that I’ve been on). All the details are here. If you see this in time, give her a call and ask her some fun questions. Let’s keep our fingers crossed for Ducky.