I’m a bit of an online quiz junkie. For some reason I just have to know what kind of superhero I am (Batman) and what kind of Cheese I would be (Brie) if it’s possible to know such things.

At Babeland we often joke about imitating our favorite sex toys. We’ll bob up and down imitating the G-spotting action of the Pixie Plus or swirl our torsos to get as close as we can to the movement of the Rabbit Habbit. Yes, we’re goofy – but we love it.

Now, I can combine both my quiz loving self and my sex toy imitating self into one. Babeland has a new quiz – What Kind of Sex Toy Are You? that is quick and fun. It turns out, I’m a Massage Candle. I like that because those look all sweet and sensual at first, but they’ve got a bad girl side to them too. I’m not quite sure how to imitate them but I know it won’t involve lighting myself on fire… giving lots of massages would probably be good enough.

What kind of sex toy are you?