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Thieves Pelt Cops with Sex Toys During Getaway
I kid you not. According to this news source, a gang of crooks robbed a sex toy shop and then escaped the police by pelting them with some of the loot, including vibrators, condoms and a vacuum! The appearance of this news item so soon after April 1 leaves me wondering whether it’s true, but just picturing it made my day. How I long to see this re-enacted in the next summer blockbuster–imagine Matt Damon and Ben Affleck in the getaway car cracking jokes as they fling dildos and hurl rabbit habits at the coppers! Now there’s a story worth ripping from the headlines.
