Sometimes when you look at a sex toy, the meaning is obvious. Those handcuffs are, well, handcuffs. Other times, it’s not always so clear. This can be something as basic as wondering exactly where that vibrator goes to literally having absolutely no idea what a certain toy is. Sometimes people will take a guess and oftentimes they are fun and inventive in ways I never would have imagined.

How well do you know the toys that stump our customers? Try this multiple choice quiz and see (BONUS if you can name all of the toys as you go).

1. This is:

a) A grip strengthener to help you hold on to your sex toys

b) A combination G-spot/clitoral stimulation toy

c) A new BDSM pinching toy
d) A nutcracker

2. This is:

a) Babeland’s new line of futuristic headwear

b) A cap for a small vibrator

c) A large vibrating cone that you sit on

d) Paris Hilton’s newest accessory

3. This is:

a) The latest in prostate stimulation technology

b) A modern dance abstract sculpture

c) A sleek new silicone lube dispenser

d) A massage toy

4. This is:

a) A piece from a long-lost Muppets show

b) A cup to hold cum during penetration

c) An attachment for the Hitachi Magic Wand

d) The latest in dildo-handle technology

5. This is:

a) Fingercuffs for Simpsons characters

b) A toy that turns two dildos into one double dildo

c) A dildo storage rack

d) A new kind of mask

.

.

.

Answers: 1) b 2) c 3) a 4) c 5) b

Names: 1) Rock Chick 2) Cone 3) Nexus 4) Gee-Whiz 5) Coupler

So, how did you do? You are now prepared to walk into any Babeland and proudly display your skills.