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Babeland Phone Calls I love, Part 1

spongebobA brief story of why I love working at Babeland

Phone rings:

SE: Hello, you’ve reached Babeland

Customer: Hi, is this a toy store?

SE: Yes

Customer: Do you sell books on Spongebob Squarepants?

SE: Oh, we’re an adult toy store

Customer (laughing): Well, you could still sell books on Spongebob!

I have to just wonder what those books would be like. Do Spongebob and Patrick have a love affair we never knew about? Is Mr. Crab saving up all of his money to buy the Je Joue? Would they all have to use Waterproof vibrators?

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One Response to “ Babeland Phone Calls I love, Part 1 ”

  1. Mistress CJ Says:

    MMMMMM Just think of what a Mistress could do with that spatula of Sponge Bobs. . .

    Personally I don’t think any of them are very ’sponge worthy.’ either. . . .

    Signed

    MistressCJ