We at Babeland know that our employees are sexy, because it simply comes with the territory. However, if you really needed another excuse to visit sexy Babeland Seattle, we are pleased to inform you of our upcoming The Big O: Unlocking Your Orgasm class; and, lest anyone should need reminding, that we are now the official home of Seattle’s Sexiest Sex Educator.

Twenty-year-old Evan Rod is so sexy he was born with a porn-star name, a fact not lost on his coworkers at local sex emporium Babeland, who nominated Evan as Seattle’s Sexiest Sex Educator. Is Evan considering a sexual-harassment suit? “It’s not harassment if it’s consensual!” says Evan, a Seattle native who, when he’s not schooling the masses in sexiness at Babeland, pounds the drums for local new-wave darlings Breaker Breaker. A sex-positive, carnally knowledgeable drummer? Suh-WOON! (And, oh yeah: He’s voting Obama.)

Remember how REM came to Babeland and we all freaked out? Well, the video is up and we’re in it. I have to say, REM looks like they’re having a ton of fun in the store. Take a look:

I think it pretty much goes without saying that it’s Valentine’s Day. Thus far, I’ve received a link to a very sweet video made by a friend of a friend. Then, there’s also the gross LoLcats photo that I’ve received twice now.

That’s why I was particularly excited to see what today’s Bite is from Ideal Bite – “bite sized tips for green living”. They suggest… The Eco-Sexy kit! They’re right, it would make the perfect Valentine’s day gift for that eco-conscious person in your life (or, someone that you’re trying to convert to the cause). Here’s what they have to say about it:

You try and you try and you try…but are you getting some? Whether you’ve got a luvah or are flying solo, satisfaction is just an Eco-Sexy Kit away. Babeland’s little box o’ lovin’ comes stocked with a latex- and phthalate-free Laya vibrator; a bottle of superslick, paraben-free Emerita Natural Lube (never tested on animals, except the human kind); an extra strength, vegan Mamba Condom; and a petroleum-free soy wax signature Massage Candle. All you need to bring to the party is a playmate…or someone to fantasize about while you run down those rechargeable batteries. Satisfaction guaranteed.

Lastly, I figured I might was well include the sweet valentine’s day video too.