A Romp for the Rump

There is a new toy in the store (and online), which my coworkers have been circling like sharks. Mind you, this doesn’t happen with every new arrival. Shark-like behavior is usually reserved for unique properties, impeccable design, and flawless aesthetics…

Not to mention the knowledge that it is going to feel really good.

Reminiscent of Hans Arp’s amorphous abstract sculptures, the Romp combines modern art sensibilities with erotic functionality. This avant-garde piece could take its place at the Musée National d’Art Moderne, but it is designed for far more pleasurable activities: inserting smoothly into the anus, its thoughtful curves and dips caress and cradle the prostate for decadent stimulation.

Entirely wearable, the Romp will stay put while you engage in other welcome coquetry (or even for a dressy night out on the town); and, as our clever friends at NobEssence remind us, the Romp isn’t just for your rump. Slide the toy into your pussy (handle facing the clit) and enjoy some stellar oral as your partner rocks the Romp with their chin.

Coated in phthalate-free, surgical grade Lubrosity™, each toy is silky smooth, splinter-free, and entirely non-porous. That makes clean up a snap, and sharing possibilities endless. Plus, you’ll feel orgasmically green knowing that each Romp is hand crafted from Cocobolo, Purpleheart, or Elanthai: the toys creators actually grow their own wood, or use more exotic woods purchased from growers who manage their forests sustainably and responsibly.

Curiosity piqued? Make sure to check out the Flip and Fling as well.