From Magenta:The organization Declare Yourself recently released their new pro-voting campaign which depicts this steamy image of a topless Jessica Alba tearfully bound in black Bondage Tape.  It’s created quite a buzz drawing more attention to the organization and their important message.  Hot, hot, HOT! 

It is now less than four weeks until America chooses a replacement for the long and painful Bush reign.  Don’t forget to vote and let your voice be heard- about women’s rights, healthcare, the war, foreign policy, the environment, minimum wage, drug policy, education, the economy and many other important issues.  I’ll see you at the polls!

Jiz Lee, my favorite of all of the Crash Pad lovelies, is having a contest on her blog about sexy dorks and giving away a prize from Babeland!

The good news is, I may not be alone. Are you a sexy dork too? Babeland gave me permission (because they’re cool like that) to host contests on my site where I can award sex toys to lucky folks at my discretion. Sweet! This year they turned 15 years old — making them the longest running lesbian/female-owned sex toy store on the planet! High fives!*

So, I’ll choose a winner who comments about the following: Describe a “Sexy Dork Moment” from your experience, and share as much as you like about it. Was it funny dirty-talk? A silly decision that makes you laugh out loud later? Let’s have fun with sex again; sex is fucking fun.

So, if you want to win some sex toys, get on over there and declare yourself to be a sexy dork. (Also, at the top of that post, she mentions someone named Dallas. It’s not me.) Here are just a few ways that I am most certainly a sexy dork:

1. I work at Babeland

2. Listening to my partner talk about law school turns me on

3. When watching porn, I get distracted by figuring out which toy they’re using

4. I once used love of roller skating to try to attract someone