Earth Angel: 100% Green Vibrator

Every morning when Babeland sex educators arrive at work, the first thing we do is walk around and turn on every toy that vibrates to make sure the batteries haven’t died. We usually have a small pile of sex toys on the counter whose batteries need replacing, all so that you, our beloved customers, can feel those rumbles and buzzes for yourself before you buy your toy.

However, with the newest toy on the market, we might spend more of our time cranking than changing batteries. Cranking, you say? That’s right, the Earth Angel – the world’s first 100% green vibrator is here! Not only does this vibrator not use any batteries, it doesn’t use any electricity at all! Just insert the vibrator into the hand crank to power your toy – four turns gets you half an hour, eight gets you an hour. I can’t get batteries into a toy as fast as I can do eight cranks with this!

As if that weren’t enough, the folks who make Earth Angel made sure that every part of the toy is made from recycled plastics. With a mid-range intensity level, the Earth Angel is great for travelling, as a gift for an eco-friendly friend/lover or as a replacement for all of those battery operated toys you’ve got kicking around.

Perhaps the one drawback of the Earth Angel is its shape – just the basic slimline. I’m hopeful that if this idea takes off, we’ll see some other great shapes as well – maybe something like the Blueberry Buzz?