Desert Island Sex Toys

At a recent meeting, New York Babeland staff discussed what toy they would bring with them if they were stranded on a desert island and why. Here is what our funny (and very surival-oriented) staff came up with!

• Babelicious flavored lube to eat
• We Vibe as a boomerang weapon
• DVDs to reflect light to start fires
• Earth Angel for pleasure (a necessity, of course!)
• Sparkly pasties for the inevitable desert island fashion shows
• Afterglow wipes for hygiene
• Spin the Bottle game for sending sea messages
• Spreader Bar to make a tent
• Liberator to use as a pillow
• Bondage tape for clothing
• The Ethical Slut for, well, ethically slutting
• Lollipop Crop as a flyswatter
• Spare Parts harness to swim in (it’s waterproof!)

What sex toy would you take to a desert island and why? You can think of a totally different toy or a different use for one of the ones listed – put it in the comments!