Comments on: Multitasking Sex Toys

By: ohsnap

ohsnap — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 22:00:12 +0000

you shouldn’t tout a silicone based lube as all-purpose, silicone lube ruins silicone toys.

By: AAG

AAG — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 01:38:09 +0000

Dude. What in the world do you do with the ice-crusher? Surely it’s not as frightening as what I’m imagining…

By: lorelei

lorelei — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 23:39:54 +0000

I don’t have the problem of storing my sex toys, as I don’t have very many. Everything sex-related fits in a fairly small laptop bag. I surely hope this will be changing in the very near future.

But I do have some oddball things that are now in my toy bag. I have two antique glass pestles (i.e. mortar & pestle) that are now insertion devices. lol. And a weird plastic & metal ice-crusher, a couple of wooden spoons, old belts, silk scarves and clothespins too.

I definitely want a pastry brush now though–why have I not thought of this yet?

By: mang_o

mang_o — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 07:54:46 +0000

aag wrote:

“Kitchen implements as toys?

DO TELL!!!!!!”

Heh, well, my favorite has been using the silicone pastry brush to butter the…uh…man pastry and other bits. Frankly, the one we have works better as stimulation than for spreading butter on baklava anyhow because the silicone bristles are too large.

By: Brandi

Brandi — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 05:50:23 +0000

My favorite, only because it makes for an interesting story, is the use of my favorite lube to ease the replacement of a radiator hose. It is an interesting situation to be in the parking lot of a car parts store with best friend of opposite gender trying to shove small rubber hose onto *slightly* small metal tube.

By: AAG

AAG — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 20:06:02 +0000

Hee!

Sadly these are only wrist-length, but I’m pretty sure I’ve seen opera-length black gloves elsewhere.

By: IndelibleMiss

IndelibleMiss — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 20:04:21 +0000

Hmm… only one little smudging you say? How long are those gloves? I might just be interested.

By: amo

amo — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 21:48:51 +0000

Also, there’s this: http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/household/

I think my favorite is the buttplug wine stopper. ;)

By: amo

amo — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 21:46:45 +0000

I remember I used to have a “Squiggle Wiggle Writer” as a kid, which would make the lines of your writing appear as small loops from a motor that rotated at the top. It vibrated gloriously. I think my parents found it once under my bedside table while cleaning, but thankfully never said a word.

As an adult I’ve purchased two non-discript vibrators, and haven’t found any satisfaction in household items. The boy and I experimented with an electric toothbrush, but it kept turning off a few minutes in…and not much else is steady and powerful enough to do the job. Guess we’ll have to keep trying… :)

By: mrs. m

mrs. m — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 20:59:21 +0000

i have never thought to use my toys in a different manner than they were intended when i purchased them. LOTS to think about, especially since i’ve recently begun a wishlist of new sex toys.

this will be a wonderful thing to bounce around in my overactive mind while i figure out what to do with them!

as for housing them i use a beautiful Ralph Lauren box (came with the lovely flip flops i ordered), two of them actually. some day i’ll buy something super expensive, but for now my sturdy, uuber expensive RL boxes will work!