Are you the kind of person who makes New Years resolutions? The past couple of years I’ve had a pretty simple resolution: get more 1) cardiovascular exercise and 2) sex. I have had it for more than one year, proving that I didn’t exactly accomplish either of them, but it’s the trying that’s important. I think a new year is a great time for anyone to take a moment to examine their sex life and think about whether or not they might want to change anything. If you have a partner, try instituting a New Years resolution conversation, where you discuss what you want to try or do differently in the upcoming year. Here are some examples of resolutions – what’s yours? Leave it in the comments.

This year I will…

1. Masturbate more

2. Love my body more

3. Say what I want more

4. Try G-spot stimulation

5. Try Anal Sex

6. Buy one new toy for myself

7. Try watching porn

8. Do my PC muscle exercises

9. Ask my partner to spank me

10. Have sex in one new place every month

This is too good to be missed – we’re having a sale! We’re offering two different deals, depending on whether you get your sex toys from our website or through our stores. If you’ve had your eye on a little special something but haven’t felt like you could get it, now is your chance.

In our stores:

Take 25% off everything. That’s it! Everything. It really doesn’t get much better than that. Stop in January 1st through 4th for this awesome deal.

On the web:

Starting now, take 25% off our top 25 toys and clearance items. These include toys that might otherwise stretch your pocketbook as well as toys you just might want to pick up when they’re extra cheap.

As you can probably tell, we’re having a pretty awesome sale.   Our top 25 most popular toys of 2009 are 25% off, so if you’ve been eyeing any of those bestsellers, now’s the time to grab ‘em!  One, in particular, has long been a staff favorite: the Rock Chick.  This little silicone wonder features a removable (and powerful!) RO-80mm vibe, so it vibrates against your clit while the hooked end massages and pulls against your G-spot.  Now, not everyone loves G-spot and clit stimulation at the same time, or in the same way, but if you do, I urge you to give this baby a try.

Are you convinced yet?  Good, I thought so.  So once you’ve placed your (delightfully discounted) online order, and the discreet cardboard package has arrived at your doorstep, and you’ve rushed to your bedroom to gaze upon the Rock Chick‘s beauty…well, now what do you do with it?  I’ll let Audrey take over the explanation from here.  Just watch the demo video, and you’ll be well on your way.