First the G-shot, now labia-dying – will we ever stop trying to alter our natural beauty? Our G-spots are just the size they’re supposed to be and our labia are supposed to be that color! We don’t all have to look the same (or look like porn stars). We are unique and we’re meant to be that way.

Besides my moral sense that changing the color of one’s labia goes against everything that I hold true, I also have a hard time imagining putting whatever heinous chemicals that dye might contain onto my precious, precious labia. Also, and I’m just saying this to be picky, when this company says “button” do they mean labia? Because I really think of “button” as meaning clitoris… I’m doubtful about how much these people know about anatomy.

What do you think about these products, do you have any friends who’ve talked about using them?

We usually don’t kiss and tell about the celebrities that visit our stores, but when they confirm it on national TV… Tracy, anytime you need more “motion lotion”, feel free to come to us!

Tracy Morgan Fact-Checks the Post

Posted to New York Magazine by video on February 18, 2010

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