Saw this on Esquire and had to share.
The Sex A-Peel Vibe
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
“What are you shakin’ for? She’s gonna eat me.”
Share your sex toy jokes with us. We’ll pick a favorite on Friday, June 17th at noon and the winner gets a Shag Factory Flower Power Vibe, in honor of Austin Powers, who knew that sex was an unending source of amusement. So go ahead, make us laugh in the comments!
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June 14th, 2011 at 2:15 pm
What does a strand of pearls and a strand of anal beads have in common?
One is a gift that goes in your ass. The other is a gift you get when your husband acts like an ass.
June 16th, 2011 at 4:35 pm
That is funny! But I have no jokes to tell.
June 17th, 2011 at 6:59 am
A woman asked the hardware store clerk, “Do you have any batteries?”
“Yes.” The clerk gestures with his finger. “Can you come this way?”
“If I could come that way,” the woman answered, “I wouldn’t need
the batteries.”
June 18th, 2011 at 9:05 am
Any word on the winner? Looks like a coinflip!
July 1st, 2011 at 4:12 pm
umm. i vote we both win..
July 2nd, 2011 at 12:51 am
Was there an announcement on who won?
July 28th, 2011 at 7:27 am
What does a strand of pearls and a strand of anal beads have in common?