‘Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house

Not a creature was stirring not even a mouse.

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care

In hopes that some sex toys soon would be there.

Two lovers were nestled all snug in their beds

While visions of vibrators danced in their heads.

She in her kerchief and I in my cap

Had just settled down for a fantasy-filled nap.

When down in the bed there arose such a clatter

I looked underneath to see what was the matter.

Under the comforter I flew like a flash

Threw off the pillows and undid her sash.

The moon on her breasts and lovely torso

Gave a flushed-like luster to objects below.

When what to my wondering eyes should appear

But a miniature vibrator and some remote-controlled gear.

It looked like a butterfly and with one little flick

I controlled the way it tickled her clit.

More rapid than eagles her orgasms came

And she whistled and shouted and called them by name.

“Now Dasher Now Dancer Now Prancer and Vixen

On Comet, On Cupid, On Donder and Blitzen.”

She writhed and she came, at my beck and call

She wanted the big one, she said, dash it all!

As quiet will reign before the big O can fly

Till it reaches its peak and then mounts to the sky.

So mouth to her breast, I knew what to do

I teased her and pleased her till she nearly blew.

And then in that second she came with such might,

I fell off the bed and landed upright.

As I drew in my head and was turning around

Down to the floor she came with a bound.

She radiated sex from her head to her feet,

And her skin was aflame with sexual heat.

A bundle of toys she had pulled from a sack,

And she straddled me hard as I laid on my back.

Her eyes how they twinkled, her dimples how merry

As she took the butt plug and then popped my cherry.

Her droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow

As she stroked my shaft and proceeded to blow.

The length of my rod she he held clear of her teeth

And her lips it encircled the head like a wreath.

With her ass in my face I could lick her firm clit

And she sucked while I lapped and we sighed quite a bit.

I was chubby and plump a right jolly old elf

And I laughed at the two of us enjoying ourselves.

A wink of her eye and a twist of my head

Was the signal it seemed to get back on the bed.

We spoke not a word, but went straight to our work

I filled up her stocking and we came with a jerk.

And laying beside her, content in repose

She gave me the nod and quickly I rose.

I sprang to my sleigh and to my team gave a whistle,

And away we all flew like the down of a thistle.

But I heard her exclaim before I drove out of sight

Merry Christmas Santa, and to you a good night!

Thanks to Anne, Babeland’s Marketing Director for the holiday inspiration. Try reading this aloud with your partner to create your own sexy experience.

As we’re thinking about giving gifts to our friends and loved ones, many of us will be moved to help others with charitable donations, too. With unemployment at record highs, most people know someone who has been impacted by the terrible state of the economy in recent years. These are tough times for many people. Babeland has tried to be part of the forces for good and has had ongoing fundraising campaigns for different organizations this year. Our efforts so far have raised $50,000 this year for several organizations, including SIECUS (Sexuality Information and Education Council of the US), Grist, and Young Survival Coalition. Through the end of the year, you can still help us donate to Immigration Equality, Food Bank for NYC and the Pike Market Food Bank in Seattle.

$2 of the sale from every Sliquid Lube Cube, a collection of our favorite Sliquid lubes, is donated to Immigration Equality, an organization committed to LGBT rights in the immigrant community. $2 of the sale from every His/Hers Orgasm in Box Kit is a donation to the food banks in New York City and Seattle. Each of these make excellent stocking stuffers and you get the satisfaction of helping organizations doing critical work in the community at the same time. Give pleasure and be a philanthropist. That’s something to feel good about it.

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all in my bed
The man-creature creature was stirring, he was getting great head.
My stockings were lacey and pulled up to there,
my firm ass, so rounded was up in the air.

His balls all nestled so nice in my hands,
We were having sexytimes thanks to our friends at Babeland.
And he wearing nothing and I in my underwear,
Had just settled ourselves for a night of fun down there.

Our Kiki vibe was so quiet there was not a clatter,
Not a single disaster could cause us to stop to see what was the matter.
Away to the drawer I flew like a flash,
Twisted open the bottle and rubbed Spank Me Powder on my ass.

The paddle on the curve of the new-fallen snow
Gave pleasure and orgasms that made my cheeks glow.
When, what to my horny delight should appear,
But a satin bondage kit – quick, tie me up dear!

With a finger in my…you know, and vibe on my clit,
I knew in a moment I needed his prick!
More rapid than eagles how quickly I came,
And I moaned, and I shouted, and called them by name!

“Now Jimmyjane! Now, Rabbit! Now, cock ring and cuffs!
On, Hitachi! On, OhMiBod! On lube and butt plugs!
On the top of the porch! To the top of the wall!
Every place can be naughty! Try getting it on in them all!”

As dry leaves I would not be, so the lube it did fly,
And in rapturous pleasure, I mounted my guy.
After we’d come to Babeland.com we flew,
With a cart full of Toys, and an Afterglow Sampler, too.

And then, in a twinkling, I saw in his pants
He was hard again and ready for more kinky romance.
As I tweaked my nipples, there was no dismay,
For I would give him a dance in my Petit Secret lingerie.

I was dressed all in lace, from my head to my foot,
And his clothes were long torn off, they quick went kaput.
A bundle of Toys we had stashed in our drawer,
The techniques from Moregasm sure to have us craving for more.

His eyes-how they twinkled! My nipples how merry!
No one here was pretending they hadn’t popped their cherry!
My droll little mouth was giving a blow,
And the stuff on my chin was as white as the snow.

The end of his knob I toyed with my teeth,
I planned to take it on top, from behind, and of course, underneath.
His sausage was better than what you’d find at the deli ,
My boobs bounced when I rode it, like a bowlful of jelly!

It was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I got wet when I saw it, in spite of myself!
He flipped me on my back and gave ME some head,
Christmas Eve in this house was sure nothing to dread.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all my holes, then I came with a jerk.
And laying his finger inside of my…..yeah,
And stroking his rod, he blew his whole load!

We collapsed into bed, exhausted and pleased,
With our toys and our props, what a naughty Christmas Eve!
But I heard him exclaim, basking in orgasmic light,
“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!”

Submitted by JL, a very talented and sexy Babeland customer. So good, we had to share!