‘Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house

Not a creature was stirring not even a mouse.

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care

In hopes that some sex toys soon would be there.

Two lovers were nestled all snug in their beds

While visions of vibrators danced in their heads.

She in her kerchief and I in my cap

Had just settled down for a fantasy-filled nap.

When down in the bed there arose such a clatter

I looked underneath to see what was the matter.

Under the comforter I flew like a flash

Threw off the pillows and undid her sash.

The moon on her breasts and lovely torso

Gave a flushed-like luster to objects below.

When what to my wondering eyes should appear

But a miniature vibrator and some remote-controlled gear.

It looked like a butterfly and with one little flick

I controlled the way it tickled her clit.

More rapid than eagles her orgasms came

And she whistled and shouted and called them by name.

“Now Dasher Now Dancer Now Prancer and Vixen

On Comet, On Cupid, On Donder and Blitzen.”

She writhed and she came, at my beck and call

She wanted the big one, she said, dash it all!

As quiet will reign before the big O can fly

Till it reaches its peak and then mounts to the sky.

So mouth to her breast, I knew what to do

I teased her and pleased her till she nearly blew.

And then in that second she came with such might,

I fell off the bed and landed upright.

As I drew in my head and was turning around

Down to the floor she came with a bound.

She radiated sex from her head to her feet,

And her skin was aflame with sexual heat.

A bundle of toys she had pulled from a sack,

And she straddled me hard as I laid on my back.

Her eyes how they twinkled, her dimples how merry

As she took the butt plug and then popped my cherry.

Her droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow

As she stroked my shaft and proceeded to blow.

The length of my rod she he held clear of her teeth

And her lips it encircled the head like a wreath.

With her ass in my face I could lick her firm clit

And she sucked while I lapped and we sighed quite a bit.

I was chubby and plump a right jolly old elf

And I laughed at the two of us enjoying ourselves.

A wink of her eye and a twist of my head

Was the signal it seemed to get back on the bed.

We spoke not a word, but went straight to our work

I filled up her stocking and we came with a jerk.

And laying beside her, content in repose

She gave me the nod and quickly I rose.

I sprang to my sleigh and to my team gave a whistle,

And away we all flew like the down of a thistle.

But I heard her exclaim before I drove out of sight

Merry Christmas Santa, and to you a good night!

Thanks to Anne, Babeland’s Marketing Director for the holiday inspiration. Try reading this aloud with your partner to create your own sexy experience.

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all in my bed
The man-creature creature was stirring, he was getting great head.
My stockings were lacey and pulled up to there,
my firm ass, so rounded was up in the air.

His balls all nestled so nice in my hands,
We were having sexytimes thanks to our friends at Babeland.
And he wearing nothing and I in my underwear,
Had just settled ourselves for a night of fun down there.

Our Kiki vibe was so quiet there was not a clatter,
Not a single disaster could cause us to stop to see what was the matter.
Away to the drawer I flew like a flash,
Twisted open the bottle and rubbed Spank Me Powder on my ass.

The paddle on the curve of the new-fallen snow
Gave pleasure and orgasms that made my cheeks glow.
When, what to my horny delight should appear,
But a satin bondage kit – quick, tie me up dear!

With a finger in my…you know, and vibe on my clit,
I knew in a moment I needed his prick!
More rapid than eagles how quickly I came,
And I moaned, and I shouted, and called them by name!

“Now Jimmyjane! Now, Rabbit! Now, cock ring and cuffs!
On, Hitachi! On, OhMiBod! On lube and butt plugs!
On the top of the porch! To the top of the wall!
Every place can be naughty! Try getting it on in them all!”

As dry leaves I would not be, so the lube it did fly,
And in rapturous pleasure, I mounted my guy.
After we’d come to Babeland.com we flew,
With a cart full of Toys, and an Afterglow Sampler, too.

And then, in a twinkling, I saw in his pants
He was hard again and ready for more kinky romance.
As I tweaked my nipples, there was no dismay,
For I would give him a dance in my Petit Secret lingerie.

I was dressed all in lace, from my head to my foot,
And his clothes were long torn off, they quick went kaput.
A bundle of Toys we had stashed in our drawer,
The techniques from Moregasm sure to have us craving for more.

His eyes-how they twinkled! My nipples how merry!
No one here was pretending they hadn’t popped their cherry!
My droll little mouth was giving a blow,
And the stuff on my chin was as white as the snow.

The end of his knob I toyed with my teeth,
I planned to take it on top, from behind, and of course, underneath.
His sausage was better than what you’d find at the deli ,
My boobs bounced when I rode it, like a bowlful of jelly!

It was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I got wet when I saw it, in spite of myself!
He flipped me on my back and gave ME some head,
Christmas Eve in this house was sure nothing to dread.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all my holes, then I came with a jerk.
And laying his finger inside of my…..yeah,
And stroking his rod, he blew his whole load!

We collapsed into bed, exhausted and pleased,
With our toys and our props, what a naughty Christmas Eve!
But I heard him exclaim, basking in orgasmic light,
“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!”

Submitted by JL, a very talented and sexy Babeland customer. So good, we had to share!

Whether you know Kandi Burruss from the Real Housewives of Atlanta, or from one of her Grammy award-winning songs, or from her web show, Kandi Koated Nights, you’ve come to expect a frank, sassy, strong woman. When she came out with w new line of sex toys developed with OhMiBod, we knew it would be hot.  Now that the toys have arrived, they don’t disappoint. Babeland is thrilled to be the first store to carry her Bedroom Kandi line and we’re welcoming her at Babeland SoHo on Thursday, December 15th for a special party to debut the line. Come and meet her!

Bedroom Talk with Kandi Burruss from the Real Housewives of Atlanta
Thursday, December 15, 7pm, Free
Babeland SoHo, 43 Mercer Street
You’ve enjoyed watching Kandi Burruss’ sassy and down-to-earth presence on the Real Housewives of Atlanta, now help us celebrate the launch of Bedroom Kandi, her elegant new line of discreet toys. Meet Kandi and hear about her inspiration for the toys, as well as her experiences on the Real Housewives of Atlanta! Bring your BFFs for a ladies night out with Kandi, including manicures by the Polish Bar of Brooklyn, cocktails, Bedroom Kandi raffle prizes and more.

Here’s what Kandi had to say when we chatted with her about the toys.

Babeland: You’ve had such an interesting career in entertainment, how did you decide to create your own line of sex toys? In some ways, it seems like, “well, of course she did!” and it also seems a bit risky. As women in this industry, we understand that vibrators and women’s sexy time are still challenging for mainstream America to handle.

Kandi: I was invited on the Dr. Laura Berman show.  She’s a medical doctor and she also has her own line of intimate products and I was like, wow, with my show, Kandi Koated Nights as a springboard, I can do the same thing.  Then I found out about this woman in Europe that became a billionaire in the adult product industry and from that point on, it was a no brainer.

Babeland: How did your family and friends react when you decided to launch a line of vibrators?

Kandi: My family and friends are always very supportive of me in everything I do. When I did my research and decided to step into this endeavor, I really wanted to make sure my mother did not think I was making the wrong move.  As long as she was fine with it, then I was comfortable doing it.

Babeland: We’re huge fans of the colors and shapes you’ve chosen. We’ve seen other lipstick vibes before, but Kandi Kisses has an unsurpassed weight, shape and quality. Why did you decide to go with the make-up design?

Kandi: The beauty of these pieces is that they’re not intimidating. They were designed to be very discreet. You can throw them in your purse and walk around with your own plaything and feel comfortable. They’re a combination of pleasure and style.

Babeland: What drew you to the unique powder-puff shape for the Make Me Over vibe? It’s a shape and design that is completely new.

Kandi: The whole idea was to create discreet packaging so that a woman can enjoy an orgasm on the go and so that if the product were mistakenly left on her dresser, no one would be alarmed! I decided to go with the make-up angle because it brought an elegant feel to the product line.

Babeland: Do you think that you’re part of destigmatizing vibrators for women? You have a high profile and many women look up to you. Have you found that launching this line is opening a new dialogue with your viewers and fans?

Kandi: I feel Bedroom Kandi will change the perception of how people view intimate products and open up the conversation, especially in the African American community. Sexual pleasure has such as huge stigma and it should not.

Babeland: What was the most fun part of designing a sex toy?

Kandi: Working on it has allowed for a healthy dialogue about sex.

Babeland: You’ve written Grammy award-winning music, so it’s no coincidence that one of your vibrators, the Happiness & Joy, vibrates to the beat and rhythm of music. What type of music sounds the best on Happiness & Joy? What’s your personal favorite song to play on this vibrator?

Kandi: Anything that you feel comfortable listening to in the bedroom works with this vibe! It does not have to be a specific type of song.  It can be very passionate songs about love, dance songs to make things fun, or heavy bass club songs to give it that extra “edge” in certain encounters with your mate. I do not know if I have a personal favorite song, maybe I have a personal play list!

Babeland: Do you have advice for women who are new to vibrators on trying a Bedroom Kandi toy for the first time?

Kandi: Yes, it’s the best fun you can have by yourself. Try it; I’m confident you will like it!

Babeland: Do you have a favorite that you like to recommend?

Kandi: My favorite piece is the Happiness & Joy dual-action vibe. It brings you happiness on the inside and joy on the outside at the same time.